1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,000 This programme contains strong language and adult humour. 2 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,479 You've broken my heart. You can't just leave. 3 00:00:17,480 --> 00:00:19,839 You're firing me? Oh, God, don't beg. 4 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,359 I'm being deported. 5 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:23,479 Does he know about us? 6 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:24,919 There isn't an "us". 7 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,800 Mrs Morris, you're not actually pregnant. 8 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:36,359 ♪ Doo doo doo Doo doo doo 9 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:42,359 ♪ And then she smiled And my heart starts beating 10 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,999 ♪ I go weak inside 11 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,720 ♪ Doo doo doo Doo doo doo... ♪ 12 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,400 Come on now, Abhra, give it a rest, eh? 13 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:02,160 Oh, please stop. 14 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:05,079 He's probably just hungry, love. 15 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,159 He had a whole bottle about 20 minutes ago! 16 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,800 - Maybe it's just wind then. - Why do you always say it's wind? 17 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,399 I'm sorry. 18 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,439 It's just he was up four times last night and I tried everything, 19 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,719 but he wouldn't go off for more than an hour. 20 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,519 I didn't want to wake Sunny so I brought him in here to watch telly 21 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:25,480 at three in the morning, but all that was on was Midsommer Murders, 22 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:30,519 and I hate Midsommer Murders, Mam! I really hate it! 23 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,119 Was it John Nettles or the new fella? 24 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,239 The new fella. 25 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:34,839 Oh, come 'ere. 26 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,400 Give him to me. 27 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:42,519 Now, you hush your moaning, little fella, 28 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,680 or your Nana will start singing. 29 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,439 Oh, there we are! Hee-hee. 30 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:55,039 Aw. 31 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,879 So, how you doing, then? 32 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,439 I'll survive, presh. 33 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,079 Why would I want a baby when I got this little fella? 34 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:04,719 I meant about Sean and telling him you shagged Rob 35 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,599 when you never had to. Bet you're kicking yourself now, are you? 36 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,839 Well, actually I didn't... 37 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:10,759 Might be cos you're on the menopause - 38 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:12,639 makes you do weird things. 39 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:17,199 - Emma! - What? I had to tell her - she's my best mate! 40 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,639 For your information, I might not be on the menopause. 41 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:24,879 They said it could just be hormones. No periods for three months, 42 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:27,279 at your age, it's definitely the menopause. 43 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,719 Definitely. Definitely. 44 00:02:29,720 --> 00:02:33,279 Cheers everyone! Right, I've done the bathroom. 45 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,999 Thanks, Aunty Brenda. 46 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,759 And me and your mother'll take his Lordship off your hands 47 00:02:37,760 --> 00:02:40,560 for a couple of hours, while you get on with the rest. 48 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:52,039 All I have to do is grab the shaft firmly by the handle and pump it. 49 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:57,280 Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 50 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,239 Everything alright back there? 51 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:04,920 Just give me a minute. 52 00:03:05,920 --> 00:03:07,239 Paula, mun! 53 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,319 Sorry. I'm just up against it, love. 54 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,839 That's not helping. 55 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,679 Maybe we could use this to... No. 56 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,359 Arrrgh. Right, fine. 57 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:19,559 Butterfly! Forget about it. Butterfly, butterfly, OK? 58 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,479 Sorry, love, but I've got two viewings 59 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:22,879 and a burial with a vegan buffet. 60 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:24,000 Maybe later. 61 00:03:32,200 --> 00:03:34,640 Where d'you want this, beaut? By 'ere. 62 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,400 Today's special offer... 63 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,479 Massage... 64 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,119 Massage therapist - ten pound an hour. 65 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:45,960 That's not what it says, Karl. 66 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,640 Oh, flipping 'eck. 67 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,519 Alright? 68 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:56,959 Aw... 69 00:03:56,960 --> 00:04:00,199 Bless. Do he want a balloon? 70 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:01,200 That'd be nice. 71 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,359 You coming the grand opening? Yeah, maybe. 72 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,679 I got Russell Grant cutting the ribbon - my mother've known him for years. 73 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,599 God knows you could do with cheering up after what you've been through. 74 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,399 You're quite young for the menopause really, 75 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,839 but like I was telling Karl, maybe her body's just had enough, 76 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,999 and if that happens it's best not to fight it. 77 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,719 That's exactly what I said. 78 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:21,799 You just gotta lay down and surrender, 79 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:24,920 and accept the fact that your womb has basically become a cactus. 80 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,560 This one's for you. 81 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,359 Ey, Stell! 82 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,959 Oh, for God's sake. No Rhian, I'm not cocking pregnant. 83 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,239 Yes, I'm on the cocking change, and no I haven't got a man. 84 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:36,599 And, yes, I cocking cocked it up. 85 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,439 In fact, I've had it up to cocking here with everything, OK? 86 00:04:39,440 --> 00:04:41,519 Alright, mun, calm the cock down! 87 00:04:41,520 --> 00:04:45,040 I's only asking about Saturday, if you was coming up Nadine's opening? 88 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:56,359 Systems analyst - what's that? Type of plumber is it? 89 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:58,599 Have you ever thought about the taxis? 90 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,879 My friend Jerry from Pontyberry Cabs, 91 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,359 he's often on the lookout for new recruits. 92 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,479 Taxis? From lollipopping? 93 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:09,879 That's like poacher turned game-keeper. No. Never. 94 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:13,479 And anyway, my neck, all that turning round and talking. 95 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,239 So I take it this is your last week on the er...? 96 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,799 - Lolly? - Aye. 97 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:22,560 Three years man and boy - all gone for a Burton. 98 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,479 Like the miners and the... 99 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:27,799 Manned lighthouses, yes, I remember you saying. 100 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,479 You know, I've always wanted to ask you this but... 101 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:35,959 Go on. Might I, y'know, have a little try? 102 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,760 Aye... Alright. 103 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,439 It's not as easy as it looks, mind. 104 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:45,560 Don't be fooled. Here, have the hat an' all. 105 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:52,119 Stop. 106 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:53,999 You gotta be bolder than that, mun. 107 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,840 You gotta feel it in there. 108 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:02,079 Stop! 109 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:04,040 - That's it. - STOP! 110 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,560 Makes you feel like a king, - doesn't it? - Yes. 111 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:21,040 Anyway... I'll have three of these. 112 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:33,600 What time they coming tomorrow? 113 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,959 I dunno - four-ish. 114 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:40,759 Four-ish? It's an open casket viewing, Paula, there's no "ish." 115 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:45,159 - I'll check in a minute. - Oh, I've not got much to work with here. 116 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,519 I can tidy him up but he's no John Barrowman. 117 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:58,879 Things still bad in the Dai department? 118 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:00,199 Yep. 119 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,599 I had a boyfriend it happened to once. 120 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,599 Only thing that got him going again was me yelling at him, 121 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:10,679 and I mean really yelling - constantly. 122 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,880 "Will you pass the bloody salt?!" 123 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,680 It was ever so tiring. 124 00:07:19,680 --> 00:07:23,999 Well, good God, Glen Brennig as I live and breathe! 125 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,279 Aunty Brenda! 126 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,159 How's tricks, kid? Bearing up since Marj left? 127 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,080 Not really. 128 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:34,479 You know she took Horse with her. Yeah, I heard something, yes. 129 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:37,679 Thing is, Bren, there were three of us in that marriage 130 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:39,279 so it was all a bit crowded. 131 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:43,239 Anyway, I gotta get this one in. 132 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:44,759 Yeah, go you back. 133 00:07:44,760 --> 00:07:46,399 I'll see you around, Bren. 134 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,160 Chin up now, Glen, isn't it? 135 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,799 I don't know what this world is coming to. 136 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:56,679 Luke! 137 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:57,759 Luke, for pity's sake, 138 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,359 will you come and help your mother with this damn pram! 139 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,199 Oh, don't fuss, mun! Alright calm down! 140 00:08:03,200 --> 00:08:05,599 As if she haven't got enough to worry about at the moment, 141 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,319 with the whole town knowing her business and her what-you-call! 142 00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:12,079 Sean's here. He's come for his stuff. 143 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,280 Has he? Look out! Oh. 144 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,560 Alright? 145 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:25,720 Yeah. 146 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:32,160 I'll er... just be upstairs. 147 00:08:34,680 --> 00:08:36,000 And me. 148 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,879 I've had an offer on the flat. 149 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:44,159 That was quick. 150 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:46,799 I turned it down... Oh. 151 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,199 ...cos I thought, "Why am I doing all this?" 152 00:08:49,200 --> 00:08:51,919 Running round like a blue arsed fly just because of you - 153 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,399 just to make things easier for you. I never told you to sell the flat. 154 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,839 No. 155 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,120 No, you never told me a lot of things, Stella. 156 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:04,720 So you're staying in Pontyberry then? 157 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,440 Is that what you want? 158 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,000 I don't know what I want, presh. 159 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:15,279 My mate's got a job on in Birmingham - 160 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,479 I'm gonna go there for a bit, clear my head. 161 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:21,280 Decide what to do. Fair enough. 162 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,359 When's Rob getting here, by the way? 163 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,999 I dunno, why you asking me that for? 164 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,079 Oh, come off it! What was the plan? 165 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,479 Get me out the way so you could have your little reunion? 166 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,359 You know why Rob's coming back - he's bought a construction business. 167 00:09:45,360 --> 00:09:47,959 Yeah, and how long have you - known about that, eh? - Oh, shut up! 168 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,239 I found out the same time as you - stop being a dick! 169 00:09:50,240 --> 00:09:52,760 - Stell, you alright? - Yes. 170 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,159 Babe, he's just gonna hurt you again - why can't you see it? 171 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,959 Oh, Sean, mun, you're doing my head in! 172 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,519 He doesn't actually love you. He just, I don't know, 173 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,159 sees you as some kind of challenge. I don't care what he sees me as! 174 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,399 This has got nothing to do with Rob Morgan! 175 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,759 D'you love him? 176 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:09,799 What? 177 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:14,240 It's a really simple question - d'you love him? 178 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,800 Of course I don't bloody love him. 179 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:35,240 That's it, kid, let it all out. Oh. 180 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:55,239 You gonna fix that wardrobe this morning? 181 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:56,839 Aye. 182 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,720 What you gonna do after that? 183 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:04,280 You could go down Big Rae's for a little box? 184 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:09,799 There's that new swimming bath. Must be nice having a job to go to. 185 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:11,440 Oh, God, I'm sorry. 186 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,559 It's alright. 187 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,639 Come here. I'm gonna be late. 188 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:21,200 Please, Paul, I just really need to be held. 189 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,199 So, you know what today is, don't - you? - Friday? 190 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:35,519 Today is the first day of the rest of your life! 191 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:37,119 Right, I'll bear that in mind. 192 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,679 Oh, you may mock, 193 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,199 but I can spot a menopausal woman with a broken 194 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:43,919 heart from 100 paces - 195 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:46,159 It's a gift I've got from God. 196 00:11:46,160 --> 00:11:49,839 Now, when Pedro upped and left me, taking his espadrilles 197 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:52,279 and his inadequate little moustache with him, 198 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,639 I could have sat around like you and moped for weeks - 199 00:11:55,640 --> 00:12:00,119 but I didn't. I went out and I got myself a JOB! 200 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,079 I've got a job. 201 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:04,359 Ironing?! That's not a job. 202 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:05,919 People pay me for it. 203 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:09,880 Only because they pity you - no offence. Now, have a look at this. 204 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:15,839 "The Bap Factory requires a mature baking assis..." Mature. 205 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,999 Gets you out of the house 206 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:20,559 and thinking about pastry rather than that Sean fella all the time. 207 00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:21,960 I'm not thinking about him. 208 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,439 Look, do you want to be stuck inside with 209 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,959 a pile of underpants for the rest of your life? 210 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,839 Or do you want to get out there, make a brand new start 211 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:33,039 and really start living?! 212 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,759 At The Bap Factory? 213 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,000 Yeah. 214 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,760 Ready? Ready. 215 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,480 Say what you see. 216 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:50,279 Well, that's bread obviously. 217 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:52,599 Granary or Wholemeal? 218 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,080 Granary? 219 00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:58,160 A Croissant. 220 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:01,279 - Do you speak French? - No. 221 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:04,399 Good, cos I got no time for show offs. 222 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:07,919 How many squares in a Battenberg? 223 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:09,120 Four. 224 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:12,840 Which of these is an angel cake? 225 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,319 Ginger snap? 226 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,640 That's a flapjack. 227 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,919 Come on, come on. They'd be queuing out the door by now! 228 00:13:23,920 --> 00:13:25,679 That one. 229 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,439 Final answer? 230 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:28,840 Final answer. 231 00:13:30,080 --> 00:13:31,360 Welcome on board. 232 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:36,160 ♪ "Little Lion Man" - Mumford and Sons 233 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,080 I got it! 234 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,999 Nice one. 235 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,879 Ta-da! 236 00:13:52,880 --> 00:13:56,159 You are now looking at the uniform of an assistant 237 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,240 patisserie operative. Classy. 238 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,399 Maybe Aunty Brenda can find you a job. 239 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:04,800 Yeah, maybe. 240 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:11,519 What's gonna happen to me, Mam? 241 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:14,720 I got the opposite of the Midas Touch - everything I try turns to shit. 242 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,040 Oh, babes, look... 243 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,319 It might feel like that at the moment, 244 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:23,679 but remember what your Gumpa always says, 245 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:25,839 "Nothing stands still for long." 246 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,720 Well, Canada certainly didn't, did - it? - No. 247 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:34,080 Come on, fancy doing a bit of decorating? 248 00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,560 Whoopee! 249 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,119 Sorry for your loss. 250 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,079 So sorry for your loss. 251 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:47,160 Brass handles are a fitting tribute. 252 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,919 You try doing this sober. 253 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:02,560 We feel your pain too, you see, all part of the service. 254 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:06,079 I know things aren't going well at home 255 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:09,559 but you can't be bringing that - into work. - I'm not. 256 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:12,719 Like Daddy always says, "It's not just our customers we bury, 257 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:14,560 "it's our feelings." 258 00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:20,039 Oh, are they for the Evanses, are they? 259 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:25,800 Ooh, for Paula! Secret admirer, is it, mmm? 260 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,679 "We'll get through this. Love from Dai." Aww bless. 261 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,920 Hiya, are you in the back? I'll get a vase. 262 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:37,759 Aunty Brenda. 263 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:41,879 That Nadine have given me a load of fliers for her salon thingy - 264 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:45,359 said I'd get a free lip wax if I give 'em out. 265 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:48,520 Well, if I leave it more than a week I look like Magnum PI. 266 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,039 Oh! Flowers! 267 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,879 Your boyfriend trying to win you back, is he? 268 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,239 Well, tell him from me 269 00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,959 he'll have to try a damn sight harder than that. 270 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,000 On his hands and knees, he should be... 271 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,399 Although I suppose your lot are used to that. 272 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:07,199 They're not for me, actually, they're for Paula. 273 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,559 How come? 274 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:13,359 Well, apparently he've been having trouble raising the flag. 275 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,199 But don't go saying nothing, will you? 276 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:20,040 My lips are well and truly sealed. 277 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:24,160 Aw, that waxing can't come soon enough. 278 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:36,559 No machine can replace the beating heart of a lollipop man - 279 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,719 you remember that. 280 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,959 That machine might help you cross the road but it will never, 281 00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,280 ever love doing it. 282 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:46,280 Is that it? 283 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,559 You look like a loon. 284 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,799 Thanks. 285 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,519 Don't wear that when you come watch me rugby training, will you? 286 00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:13,759 Oh, babes, I won't be finished in time for that. 287 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:15,079 Aw, what? 288 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:19,239 Sorry, but I'm a career woman now. See if Luke'll come. 289 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,399 S'long. 290 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:21,919 See you. 291 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,120 Luke! 292 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,920 Luke, you in there? Don't come in. 293 00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:32,960 Aw, man, I said, "Don't come in!" Aw, sorry. 294 00:17:34,760 --> 00:17:35,760 It's alright. 295 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:38,519 Will you come watch me training later? 296 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:40,759 No, not today. But Mam said you would. 297 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,759 Maybe next week, yeah? 298 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,879 Oh, what was the point of you coming back? 299 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,560 You never wanna do anything! 300 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,319 ♪ Morning It's another pure grey morning 301 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,439 ♪ Don't know what the day is holding 302 00:17:58,440 --> 00:17:59,839 ♪ And I get a fag 303 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,840 ♪ And I walk right into the path of the lightning bolt 304 00:18:06,120 --> 00:18:08,639 ♪ Siren of an ambulance comes howling 305 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,159 ♪ Right through the centre of town And.... ♪ 306 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:14,479 Mr Morgan, welcome back to - the Belmont Hotel. - Hi. 307 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,719 Apologies for the bad weather. 308 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:20,079 Is it business or pleasure bringing you back this time? 309 00:18:20,080 --> 00:18:23,679 Erm... that kind of depends. Well, your room's all ready for you. 310 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,360 Oh, and you have a visitor. 311 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,760 Do I? 312 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,279 Sean. 313 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,520 - Hiya. - Hi, whiskey no ice please. 314 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,279 I'm not going to apologise for what's happened. 315 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,719 What I mean is, it'd be pointless my saying sorry - 316 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:02,720 I'm not sorry. My regret is that I didn't come back sooner. 317 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,119 We were doing OK, you know, me and her - 318 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,639 more than OK in fact. 319 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:20,079 We were gonna get a place together, 320 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:24,279 a new house on the Penner estate, with Ben and the baby, haha! 321 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,119 That's a joke... Sean... 322 00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:28,599 But then you decide, after 25 years of living 323 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,959 the other side of the world, that Stella Morris, 324 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:34,999 a nobody from Pontyberry, a girl that you went out with in school, 325 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,999 all of a sudden she's the one for you and you can't live without her! 326 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,199 Well, it's bollocks! Look, Sean, calm down, mate. 327 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,080 Don't call me "mate" - I'm not your mate. 328 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,720 Thank you. 329 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:54,760 How long before you get bored of her, eh, Rob? 330 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,679 How long before the novelty wears off and you start to see 331 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:01,600 her as a faded 40 something with three kids and no money? 332 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:05,879 Doesn't sound very attractive when you put it like that, does it? 333 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,040 Seriously, Sean, shut up. 334 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,440 I really love her. 335 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:13,439 I can't give her what you can, never in a million years, 336 00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,840 but I'm loyal as fuck, and that's something you know nothing about. 337 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:24,999 I give it two months. 338 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,639 Two months before you get fed up, 339 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,880 and start looking around for something else to play with. 340 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:34,720 You're so predictable I'd bet money on it. 341 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,279 Look, I know you're angry about the baby, it's a mess... 342 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,880 The baby? There isn't a baby. 343 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,440 What? 344 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,319 Oh, my God, she hasn't told you, has she? 345 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,800 She's not pregnant, Rob. 346 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,040 I'll see ya, mate. 347 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,359 No, no, no, no. Up, then across. 348 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:11,559 - Right. - Up and then... Across. 349 00:21:11,560 --> 00:21:14,360 Not that far across. And you need more flour on your fingers. 350 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,440 Better. 351 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,279 Oh, I'm gonna sneeze. 352 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,800 Stand away from the bread! 353 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,839 Oh, it's OK. 354 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,080 Phew! 355 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:39,719 Up and across... 356 00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,840 So sorry. 357 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:05,039 A woman, is it? Sorry, what? 358 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,199 When someone beats into a punch bag like that 359 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,279 it's usually woman trouble. 360 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:12,079 Nah. I was just, you know, letting off steam. 361 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,759 Some nice combinations though. 362 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:15,839 You should get yourself down here more often. 363 00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,119 Yeah, I would do but I'm skint. 364 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:21,919 Listen, Luke, I offered you a job here before, you remember? 365 00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:23,479 I'm sorry about that, Big Rae. 366 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,879 Well, it's still yours if you want it. Nothing fancy, 367 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,399 a few hours a week, sweeping the floors, cleaning the bogs. 368 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,279 You can use the gym as much as you - like. - I dunno. 369 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,519 Oh, you got something better to do, have ya? 370 00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:40,000 Actually, I'm gonna go home and watch paint dry. 371 00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:51,759 Alright, look, I'll give it a go but I'm not working weekends, OK? 372 00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:54,040 OK. See you tomorrow. 373 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,239 Kyle, lower your guard son - lower it. 374 00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,760 Oh, not that low. He couldn't box eggs. 375 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,439 He's being a pain! 376 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,919 Oh, he's just settling back in, that's all. 377 00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,999 Settling back in to being a grumpy bastard. 378 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,919 Hey, now, language! 379 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,999 He blamed me for knocking over the paint. 380 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,039 And did you? Well, yeah... 381 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,399 But, Mam, listen... He's just... 382 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,239 He's rubbish. 383 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,599 Look love, it's not the best timing. 384 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,639 What's going on? - Luke's being a dick. - Nothing. 385 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:31,319 No personal visitors allowed during work hours - company rules. 386 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,559 - Oh, he's alright, mun. - Health and Safety. Don't know where he's been. 387 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,599 I been wrestling with Little Alan's dog 388 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,679 but don't worry, I washed my hands after. 389 00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,920 I'm off to rugby - see you! 390 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,639 Kids. 391 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:49,959 Play. 392 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:53,319 Over over pressure. Pressure. Inside. Inside. 393 00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,879 Squeeze the ball. 394 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,920 Ball in hand, ball in hand. 395 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,560 Ball in hand, ball in hand. 396 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,040 Right, last play, make it count. Play. 397 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,040 Well done, Little Alan! 398 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:13,920 What's she...? Oh! 399 00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:23,079 Are you sure you're alright? Fine, yes. 400 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:25,999 - What you doing here? - I'm here supporting Little Alan, of course. 401 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:29,039 You've never been before. I've always been here in spirit. 402 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:30,840 I didn't know you had one. 403 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,439 I hear things are changing in the world of road safety management? 404 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,039 But I'm making contingences. May I ask what? 405 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,079 Systems analyst. Systems analyst. 406 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,519 Yes. Well, good luck with that, 407 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,279 but on the off chance it doesn't work out, 408 00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,519 there's always the taxis. Pontyberry Cabs are... 409 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:49,399 I know about the taxis - thank you! - Of course you do. 410 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:50,919 Ah, here he is! 411 00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,999 For my player of the match, 412 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,359 just a little something I bought recently... from London. 413 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:02,079 I'll see you soon darling, alright? 414 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,520 Let me know how it goes with the contingencies. 415 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,520 Come on, Little Al, let's get us some dinner. 416 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,840 It's an iPad, Dad, An iPad. 417 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,160 Well, that's er... 418 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:20,720 Very nice. 419 00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:25,919 Yes! 420 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:28,639 Where are the sausage rolls? I'll do 'em now in a sec. 421 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:32,279 That's what comes from yakking with your children during work hours. 422 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,559 It won't happen again. 423 00:25:33,560 --> 00:25:36,199 And are these supposed to be fairy cakes? 424 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,480 Eventually. 425 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,319 Oh, for goodness sake, look at them! 426 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:45,199 I'll stay after work and do another batch. 427 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:47,479 How am I supposed to sell 'em? They're burnt to buggery! 428 00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,559 I'll come in tomorrow morning early. Even your Luke wouldn't steal them. 429 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,440 Sorry, what did you just say? 430 00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,719 I have no time to argue - just get on with it. 431 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,999 If you've got something to say about my Luke, 432 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,400 let's have it. 433 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,599 You've always thought you were better than me, haven't you? 434 00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,639 None of my kids have been in prison, have they? 435 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,039 Ow! Pick them up this instant! 436 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,399 I'll pick 'em up and shove 'em up your arse! 437 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,079 And you can thank your lucky stars I don't sue you 438 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,479 for assault and battery! 439 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,320 Go ahead and sue me, you big fat bap! 440 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:30,840 I think you got something in your hair. 441 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,159 Nice uniform by the way. 442 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:40,359 Yeah, well, won't be needing it no more. 443 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,360 I only started there this morning an' all. 444 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:48,680 I thought I should come and say hello. 445 00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:52,879 Look... 446 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,439 I know why you're here but you've had a wasted journey. 447 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,159 Things have changed and I'm sorry, I should have told you before 448 00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:02,280 you left, but my head was all over - the place. - I know about the baby. 449 00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:04,519 What? 450 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:05,959 Sean told me. 451 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,599 Sean? When? 452 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:09,839 He told me quite a few things actually. 453 00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,240 He's got a bit of a temper on him, hasn't he? 454 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:15,400 Oh, give us a fag. 455 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,079 At least he didn't hit me this time. 456 00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:33,479 So, how are you feeling about it - all? - Honestly? Relieved. 457 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:37,199 I mean, becoming a new parent in your forties, can you imagine it? 458 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:39,319 No, I can't. 459 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,320 I'll never know now, will I? 460 00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,559 Oh, you're unbelievable. 461 00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,439 What? What have I said now? 462 00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,439 You've spectacularly managed to make this all about you. 463 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,799 "Aww, poor Rob, someone's taken his toys away from him. 464 00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,719 "He thought he was gonna be a Daddy again!" 465 00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,639 Alright, Stella, calm down. Bloody hell. 466 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,279 Why don't you just for once, in that self-obsessed head of yours, 467 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,719 have a thought for how other people might be feeling, hmmm? 468 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,159 Y'know, it was me that was pregnant, Rob. 469 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,320 Except you weren't, were you? Ever. 470 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,920 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that. 471 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,880 D'you wanna lift anywhere? 472 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,320 No, course you don't. 473 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,559 And it is with great pleasure that I declare 474 00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:35,360 Tantastic Bodies well and truly open! 475 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,719 Right, well thanks, Russell, it's a huge honour to have you here - 476 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,479 and he is actually Welsh. 477 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,959 Anyway, thanks to the rest of you for coming 478 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,599 and please help yourself to the buffet - within reason. 479 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,559 Most of it is "sale or return", 480 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,879 so don't touch nothing unless you actually want it. 481 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,639 And second, you'll be pleased to know that Karl haven't 482 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:01,279 written a poem for this afternoon. 483 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,519 Yay! 484 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,559 We both have. 485 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,919 A Recipe for a Good Business by Nadine Bevan. 486 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,999 And Karl Morris. 487 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,079 Take a solid business brain... 488 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,919 Mix it with a fitness chain. 489 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,439 Stir in weights and tanning beds... 490 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,039 For couples, singles, newly-weds. 491 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,279 Wax and pluck throughout the day... 492 00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,839 We've pedicures for straight or gay. 493 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,319 Plus seven types of fitness class... 494 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,479 To help you lose that flabby arse. 495 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,399 So come on Ponty, join our salon... 496 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,639 We'll even find a place for Alan. 497 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:45,879 Right, let's have some music then. Mrs B take it away! 498 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,279 One, two, three, four... 499 00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:56,240 Home again 'cross the sea 500 00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:05,679 ♪ I am sailing stormy waters To be near you to be free... ♪ 501 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,319 See, Al, what you're lifting there is the equivalent 502 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,839 weight of a small horse. 503 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,479 Aye. Always been strong, I have. 504 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,639 Yeah, but what you gotta ask yourself is 505 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,320 when would you actually need to be able to lift a small horse? 506 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,719 ♪ ..to be with you 507 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,640 To be free... ♪ 508 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:29,919 All on your lonesome, Dai? 509 00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:33,359 Paula's knackered. She's been working all hours recently - 510 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,440 you know how it is. I do. 511 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,079 For your little problem. 512 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:44,959 They'll turn a button mushroom into a stick of celery before you 513 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,199 can say Heston Blumenthal. 514 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:48,439 Where d'you get 'em from? 515 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:51,479 Oh, you'd be amazed what you can pick up on the Costa - 516 00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,480 I got a wash bag full of all sorts. 517 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,639 Just to be clear, those pills will give you a stonking... 518 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,159 Yeah, I got that, thank you. 519 00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:09,040 ♪ I saw the light on the night that I passed by her window 520 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:16,080 ♪ I saw the flickering shadows of love on her blind 521 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,559 ♪ She was my woman... ♪ 522 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,999 It's all he goes on about these days, work, 523 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,159 and he keeps banging on about me 524 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,919 meeting his stupid uni mates at some stupid ball. 525 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,719 I don't wanna meet 'em, mam, I got enough friends. 526 00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:33,839 Well, if I was you I'd get my glad rags on and I'd go with him. 527 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:35,319 I'll babysit. 528 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,639 But for God's sake, don't be letting your man go off to 529 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:41,559 something like that on his own - that way trouble lies. 530 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,359 I'm not being funny, Mam, but you're not really the one to be 531 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,360 giving advice about relationships, are you? 532 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,800 What've you got in your hair? Battenberg. 533 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,160 ♪ I crossed the street to her house And she opened the door 534 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,919 ♪ She stood there laughing... ♪ 535 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:08,279 Alright? 536 00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,479 I wonder if they need any new talent? 537 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:11,799 Oh, here we go again. 538 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,440 He starts these things, Alan, he doesn't see them through. 539 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:17,999 It's like with the fishing... Good God alive. 540 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,719 There good this lot, aren't they? 541 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:22,879 Oh, wonderful. I was just saying... 542 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,240 What in the name of bloody hell is that? 543 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,399 What? 544 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:30,040 Yes! 545 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:36,639 ♪ ..forgive me Delilah I just couldn't take any more. ♪ 546 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,119 Paula. 547 00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,840 Surf's up, dude! 548 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,039 Wake up love! 549 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,280 Paula! 550 00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,199 PAULA! 551 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,039 Paula! 552 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,520 Pleeeeease! 553 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,439 And you'll need one of these. 554 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,959 Right, what do I do? 555 00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,399 You've not worn a bow tie before? No. 556 00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,040 What are we gonna do with you? Come here. 557 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,279 You Gok Wan all of a sudden, are you? 558 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,800 Oh, my expertise goes far beyond fashion, Sunny. 559 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,800 I know about all sorts of things. 560 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,479 Keep still. 561 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,879 Do you want me to do this tonight as well, 562 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,639 seeing as your wife's not coming? 563 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,240 Yeah, that'd be great. 564 00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:50,040 That's what friends are for. 565 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,119 Attenshuuuun! 566 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,799 Sorry, love. Dai! 567 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,959 Listen, I've got some good news. 568 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,479 I just wanted to let you know that things have cleared up in the... 569 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:09,200 sink plunger department. 570 00:34:10,240 --> 00:34:13,039 Oh, well, that's great. 571 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,720 So I thought we could celebrate. 572 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,799 Well, not now love, eh? 573 00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:22,239 No, but I thought you could shut up early. 574 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:25,239 Well, people die all hours of the day, Dai. 575 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:30,559 I know, that's why tonight, I want us to have a SPECIAL night. 576 00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,479 So, any requests? 577 00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,439 Tell you what - why don't you surprise me? 578 00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,360 But don't go too mad, nothing major, like? 579 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,319 Of course, nothing major, gotcha. 580 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,960 Nothing major... 581 00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,479 Lovely weather we're 'avin. Where to, guv'nor? 582 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:55,919 Why you talking funny? 583 00:34:55,920 --> 00:34:58,919 That's how they sound, isn't' it? In London, in them black cabs. 584 00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,479 But we're not in a black cab, 585 00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:02,760 and we don't live in London. Fair enough. 586 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:05,200 So... 587 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:10,960 - You from arrrrround...?Dad. - Sorry. - Don't do the accent. - Sorry. 588 00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,319 D'you see the football last night? Was there any football last night? 589 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,679 I should know this. 590 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:19,720 Look, I'm gonna test you on what - roads you know. - Alright, go on then. 591 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:24,799 Plassey Street, please, drive. I'm late for a meeting. 592 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,359 Well, I know where Plassey Street is - that's where we live, mun! 593 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:28,960 Give me another one. 594 00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:33,760 Little Al? 595 00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:36,160 I love this, Dad. 596 00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,480 Do you? 597 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,160 Good. 598 00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,600 ♪ "Cameo Lover" - Kimbra 599 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,679 You look gorgeous. 600 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:02,120 I know. 601 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,040 Come here. 602 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:07,199 I'm glad you changed your mind. 603 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:11,319 Yeah, well, can't leave you going off on your own, can we? 604 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:13,559 You're choking me. Sorry. 605 00:36:13,560 --> 00:36:15,240 Awww. That's true love, that is. 606 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,480 Oh, sod it, just wear it around your neck... 607 00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,120 Makes you look like George Clooney. 608 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:37,440 Dai? 609 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,560 Prime Minister? 610 00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:03,199 Prime Minister? 611 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,600 I'd like to discuss some figures with you, Prime Minister. 612 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,200 Something very important has arisen. 613 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,600 Prime Minister? 614 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,760 Paula? 615 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,959 Bugger! 616 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:23,920 Paula! 617 00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,559 I'll look after you, I promise. 618 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,000 Come on. 619 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,359 Hey! 620 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:46,159 Lads, this is Emma. Emma, this is Josh and Sam. 621 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,879 Hiya, alright? Hiya. 622 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,239 I've washed my sheets Emma, don't worry. 623 00:37:50,240 --> 00:37:52,399 We're kipping in his room tonight. 624 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:55,119 Oh, and where are you gonna sleep? Depends who I pull. 625 00:37:57,240 --> 00:38:00,199 You're thinking, "Student twat", right? 626 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,799 Start again - ask me where I'm staying tonight. 627 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,279 Where are you staying tonight? 628 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,880 Probably on his floor. 629 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,160 It's nice to meet you by the way. 630 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:14,519 Right, now, you know I'm not a knob-end, drink this. 631 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:16,199 Cheers. 632 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:17,840 To the Bride and Groom. 633 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:35,840 Do you do BandB? 634 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,159 I can't understand a word he says. 635 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,119 Why would they let someone with a lisp teach us about cardiac arrest? 636 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,920 Cardiac arreth. 637 00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:54,799 Here he is. 638 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:55,799 And you. 639 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,199 Thank you. Where's mine? 640 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,479 Oh, bollocks. 641 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,040 Don't matter - I'll go. 642 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,159 What? 643 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,399 He's cracked his teeth. 644 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,799 You're joking. On the end of the bar. 645 00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:11,160 He's gone to put his hand around a girl... 646 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,239 Hey! Alright, mate? 647 00:39:16,240 --> 00:39:18,799 Shit. Shit. Sorry. 648 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:21,719 No worries. Oh, man, I'll leave you to it. 649 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,000 Ta. 650 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,519 Hey, where've you been? 651 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:31,080 It takes time to look this beautiful darling. 652 00:39:32,240 --> 00:39:34,479 Hello. Hiya. 653 00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,999 This is erm... Mrs Sunil. 654 00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:38,639 Emma. 655 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,799 So, you're Emma. I'm Leah. Nice to meet you. 656 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,199 You're kind of a mystery woman. 657 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:46,559 We were all taking bets on what you'd be like. 658 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,120 I think I win cos you're exactly what I expected... 659 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:51,839 In a good way. 660 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:53,879 Right. 661 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,719 So, having fun? 662 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,079 Erm... yeah, yeah, sort of. 663 00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,839 Must be nice, being out of the house. My Aunt's just had a baby 664 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,160 and she's says she's practically turned agoraphobic... 665 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,959 that's a fear of going outside. 666 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:08,600 I know what it means. 667 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,199 But it's so nice to meet you - Sunny talks about you all the time. 668 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:15,879 Really? Aw. 669 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:18,319 At first, when he told me he was married I thought, 670 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:20,719 "What's that about?" He's not even 20. 671 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:23,000 But now I actually think it's really sweet. 672 00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,560 Oh, speak of the devil! 673 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:30,439 Hello you! 674 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:31,920 Ooh. 675 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:16,239 I told Sunny I'd come and keep you company. 676 00:41:16,240 --> 00:41:18,359 It's horrible when you don't know - anyone. - Yeah. 677 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:21,359 You know what he's like when he's hammered - he forgets everything. 678 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,799 Yeah? 679 00:41:22,800 --> 00:41:24,520 He's a bloody idiot sometimes! 680 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,920 He's my husband. 681 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,839 Sorry, what? 682 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,919 Have I done something wrong? Just saying. 683 00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:40,919 I don't... Hands off, alright? 684 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,799 I'm really sorry but I don't know what you're talking about. 685 00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:45,080 Yeah, you do. 686 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:48,600 OK. OK. Message understood. 687 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,679 It's alright you know - it's nothing to be ashamed about. 688 00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,719 What isn't? 689 00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:01,399 Postnatal depression, it's really common 690 00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,999 but you should go and see your GP, not just for your sake 691 00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:05,440 but for baby Abhra's. 692 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,199 What the hell was that? 693 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,160 And you can tell your friend Sunny that his wife has gone home! 694 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:21,999 There you go, strong coffee. 695 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,599 Not strong enough. 696 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:27,359 Oh, God. Tell him I'm not 'ere. 697 00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,000 He's my brother, Paul. 698 00:42:34,280 --> 00:42:36,359 Come in. love. 699 00:42:36,360 --> 00:42:40,120 Dai, I'm sorry, I just need some space. 700 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,440 Ooh. 701 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,039 It's only for tonight. 702 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:50,239 I know. 703 00:42:50,240 --> 00:42:52,719 As soon as Paula's gone, I'll move back next door, right? 704 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,120 Whatever. 705 00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,879 And don't worry, I'm not going to be around as much to cramp your style. 706 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,799 You're going back to Canada? 707 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,039 I got a few hours work down the gym, 708 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,719 can use it too, build myself up a bit. 709 00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:08,319 Looks like I'll have to be on my guard now you're working out. 710 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:10,559 I can lift ten bags of sugar. 711 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,479 Good night, John Boy. 712 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,880 Good night. 713 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,519 Luke? 714 00:43:18,520 --> 00:43:19,639 Yeah? 715 00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:21,120 Who's John Boy? 716 00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:29,919 You are having a laugh. 717 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,319 It's just a few mates. Where's Emma? 718 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,599 With you. 719 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,800 Right, will everyone just piss off?! 720 00:43:44,760 --> 00:43:46,360 Yeah, she's here. 721 00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:50,639 Look, Sunny, why don't you go to bed 722 00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:53,280 and we'll talk about this in the morning, is it? 723 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:55,800 I know you do. 724 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,200 Night, love. 725 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,080 What are we gonna do with them, eh? 726 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,319 You haven't told me where the land is yet. 727 00:44:12,320 --> 00:44:14,559 It's Pontyberry Rugby Club. You're not serious? 728 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,759 It's the end of an era. 729 00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:16,879 We gotta stop them. 730 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,119 In your own time, Dai, let us hear - your pain. - Oh, God... 731 00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,640 Your wife is very perceptive... 732 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,639 Subtitles By Red Bee Media Ltd 733 00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,640 accessibility@bskyb.com